Wanna Act Discreet? The Final Appeal... (Philippine Setting)

I get dismayed when gay guys declare on their profiles that they want and prefer sex eye balls that are as DISCREET like them as well. FUCK!!! My blood pressure is rising since most of them are SOOOOO STUPID!

Let's take a look at the definition of the word discreet:

Pronunciation: \dis-ˈkrēt, ˈdis-ˌ\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin discretus

1.  : constituting a separate entity : individually distinct

2.  : consisting of distinct or unconnected elements : noncontinuous


FOR THE LAST TIME HERE ARE TIPS FOR YOU HARD HEADED GAY GUYS...

DO NOT...

1. Post pictures that you appear so girlie, but then again, I can see and sense from the picture alone if you're lying on your poses. Your eyebrows can't lie, your outfits can't lie, your choice of colors can't lie, your hair colors can't lie, your accessories can't lie, your choice of words can't lie, your poses can't lie. YOU STILL LOOK SO BAKLA!

2. Pretend that you are indeed viewed as very discreet even if you are posed half-naked showing your abs or your rippling muscles. With just one look at your pictures I can really tell that you are a screaming fag when I see you in person!

3. Declare that you are indeed discreet since the tasting of the pudding is in the eating. Get ready to be rejected abruptly in case.

4. Post pictures taken 5 years or 10  years ago. This is just an act of foolishness that will just bounce back to you.

5. Write on your profiles things that are incongruent with your claims. You want a discreet sex partner yet the colors of your profile are ranging from pastels to rainbows.

6. Use your main profile pic as if you are a Greek god when it's not you. Pretenders are automatically cursed.

7. Claim that you are handsome nor cute when in FACT YOU AREN'T!

8. Try hard selling yourself when you are not physically marketable. I appreciate honest and humble guys without lifting their own rusted chairs, yet full of surprises once you get to know them. 

9. Post on your profile things that you do not know or capable just to impress other people.

10. LIE, BE A POSER, PRETEND. So what if your body ain't buff? Or you have an average look? BE THE REAL YOU AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART AND COMPASSIONATE. BUT STILL WAG KA KASI MASYADONG BADING NA BADING, sincè here in the Philippines, the effeminates don't have much room for the so-called discreet preferences of gay guys in here. Kapag halata ka you have less chances of winning a dick. The effems of the Philippines are usually attractive for foreigners. But still, those who are trying hard to be discreet cannot pass rigid eyes like mine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. EVEN ON PROFILE PICS!