The Usual Turn Offs In A Gay Profile

Aren't you wondering why some gay guys only take a peek on your profile without dropping a Hi or Hello?

You might not be aware, but the following are the usual blunders for having very few visitors on your profile. The lesser count would mean no repeat viewers, unless your profile is full of galleries filled with nude pictures not necessarily yours.

I could say that most gay guys are usually intelligent. Some are really reading the contents of your profile. Be careful with what you write and post, for this one surely reflects the kind of person you are.

It is true that you cannot please everybody because everyone has their own set of standards that could either be realistic or just plain foolishness.

Here are more tips for you to revise and revitalize your gay profiles:

1. If you project yourself as a macho gay guy, then don't post pictures that refers or would resort to your girly inclinations. Don't end up having that reputation as a poser or a liar.

i.e. your skimpy, girly, very colorful and flowery undies; your background pictures with girly tendencies.

Ikaw na ang macho!

2. Avoid posting your butt pics if you declare yourself as a PURE TOP!

Simple thing... Pure Tops are lured by butts and ass pictures, studying the possibilities on how to enter your butthole when negotiations are made. Any gay guy who would stare at your profile would simply say... Etchosera tong baklang ito. Top daw sya? Magtigil!

3. I'm not gay, I'm STRAIGHT! is written and declared on their profiles

Talaga lang? Hindi nga? Kelan pa?

4. I Am Bi. Period.

How come that you are present daily on gay network sites that you are a member? How come that the pictures found on your profile are mostly men and no pussy shots can be seen? Ganyan pala ang BI?

5. Be careful on your choice of sexual positions

If you click the wrong button saying that you are either Top or Bottom or a Versa, don't blame your viewers if they invite you wrongly because it is your fault.


6. Does everyone knows the difference between a Versa Top or a Versa Bottom? I don't see much difference here. You are plain Versatile. Period. You fuck and can be fucked! And then  when you start chatting you say you are a Pure Top? Oh come on!

7. No pictures can be seen.

Fine. You are the most discreet member like what you declare and believe, and thus, you can't post pics. You are making it hard for yourself to find a friend or a sex buddy. You are just another frustration for a viewer. I am not encouraging you to post a picture which isn't yours. Put a pic of your arm or your crotch at least if you are too scared of your reputation. But don't post pics that aren't yours!

8. Profile is 0% BLANK

Who would dare looking at your profile again? Your Viewers can't buy much of your intelligent words written. A picture can launch a thousand impressions from your viewers.

9. Profile is Seen with Picturesque Views Only.

Are you a tour guide? How could you make love or have sex with those beautiful mountains and rivers? You wanna impress your viewers that you have visited those places? What for?

10.  Check your Grammar

You project yourself as an intelligent being, but look at your style of writing. You're just another laughing stuff and pretender. Don't go overboard if you can't justify yourself. Write in a language only where you are very comfortable and not necessarily an expert.

11. You claim that you have a huge dick

A 5 inch long phallus is already huge for you? Shame on you.

12. You claim that you are rich

Why is it that we see ordinary brands that you wear only? Why is it that the backgrounds of your pictures are from a filthy room or dilapidated walls and roofs? Your room displays are buy one take ones. Ordinary and ready-made curtains, plastic chairs and ordinary plastic monoblocks?

13. You're a world class traveler

How come we only see one country? What is so prestigious living in that particular country as an OFW? I demand... world class traveler definition should be.

14. Your profile shout out is the total opposite of your claims.

You are looking for some relationship but the gallery of your pictures were taken from your orgy sessions! Wrong move.

15. Your profile shout out sends out negative vibes at once such as:

a. No effems please (because you are otherwise?)

b. Gym Fit only (but are you STD free?)

c. Guys 30 plus above only (but the young ones wont stop seeking for you also)

d. I want guys of my same age (create your own gay network site then)

e. I want people who talks with sense only (then his profile shout out says SEX now!)

f. I am handsome and cute and so you MUST BE (Where's the proof? Is this indeed you? How come I don't see a cute face here? So that's how you define a handsome face really? Hmmm...POSER?)

g. I want Sex on Phone Only! (no offense, but isn't it that guys who has beautiful voices are usually... There, I offended you now. lol)

h. Add me on FB

For some, the real personal profile on FB is quite exclusive and for professional use only for common, good and trusted friends alone. The lewd pictures that you upload in FB once reported by a fellow member can lead to a forever ban from the FB Management. If you ask and demand for their facebook email, that could earn you some outward rejection and decline for sure. You wouldn't want to add a friend that is exhibiting an erotic pose isn't it? Or your professional friends will have a different impression on you. =)

i. I want to meet people that has no traces whatsoever (hoping that you don't have them likewise)

j. No picture, no reply (mind posting your real pics instead?)

k. Emotional and romantic phrases for shout outs (the usual Romeo seeking for his own Romeo drama)

l. I'm broken-hearted, searching for the new one (I suggest that you "rest" first and enjoy being single or the next immediate one is again short-lived)

m. I'm a masseur at a cheap price including extras (shall I say prostitution instead?)

n. I am cute. (oh yes you are! kidding aside)

o. Shout outs written in a foreign language (are you in the right continent or country?)

p. read my profile for your questions (nothing sensible written)

q. I'm looking for friends only, I have a partner (your partner is here too)

r. I want fun (wanna watch cartoons instead?)

s. I want a partner to spend with the rest of my life (your mother?)

t. I am more than what you think (I can't think of any. really!)

u. I'm here just to observe (why then you sent me a private message?)

v. I have a place (so do I)

w. Orgy/Threesome Right Now! (The Brain is still the largest sex organ, so use it wisely!)

x. I want a hot guy only (perhaps he's cold)

y. I am simple but wild (a platypus?)

z. I'm looking for a serious relationship (seriously?)

So... what do we do now?

The Successful Way To Chat With BIs and Gays

Before the heydays of Yahoo Messenger and MIRC chat rooms, It made me wonder why people resort to online conversations.

The dawn of the INTERNET made the connection with people at a snap of a finger.

For first time chatters, experience could be fun if they know how to chat or could be a nightmare if they only reply with HIs or HELLOs.

I give you basic tips to nail down your chatmates for your bed later. =)

DON'T

1. Start Your Conversation With ASL Or NASL

This one could make or break a conversation depending on the mood of your chatmate. His willingness to share with you his location is fine, at times your chatmate isn't convenient of giving out his exact location or NAME at once. So be sensitive first.

2. Type... SEB?

Sex Eyeballs at the start of the conversation shows some desperation already. You seem so in a hurry to find a sex partner. Probably, he's just chatting in an INTERNET Cafe or he's about to leave or his time is up already. Have some fake decency first. LOL

3. Type Rude Comments About His Pictures or Profile

Come on! Be polite please. There are a lot of examples to say unpleasant things in a very nice way. If you think that he fooled you because you found out he's  just a freakin poser? Just put a smiley on the chat box then leave or ignore. No need to type that he's a loser or a fuckin poser only. Who knows? He might be much better than the picture you see and testing you only.

4. Be Judgmental For The Very First Time

Your chatmate might be very frank only with his replies to you, but this doesn't mean he's a rude person already for the rest of his life.

5. Be Overly Sensitive

If you were reared  by your parents as a cry baby, then the chatroom is not for you. Gays out there are mostly rude and competing like hell with one another just for some cheap hook ups. Your cultural orientation must be checked to understand the different kinds of races and individual differences.

6. Offer Your Webcam View At First If You Are Showing Your Face At Once

The proliferation of free software in the net to capture videos and images of you is no longer a passe. Worse if you are viewed jerking off with your face. Don't be surprised that your video can be seen at some porn sites and blogsites already and viewers feasting on your scandal. Know the person first or chat for a longer period if possible.

FACT. Guys who record you show their webcams as well. The only difference is... YOU ARE RECORDED BY THEM! And why would they tell you that you are recorded? So think again.

Engage in cam to cam only if you know him already or LOSE YOUR REPUTATION!

7. Brag Your Credentials If Not Asked

So what? Are you trying hard to sell yourself? You think you are the most beautiful or intelligent person he'd chat with? For all he cares.

8. Engage In Chatting If You Are Indeed Busy 

Regardless if you are chatting with multiple chatmates since you are popular, but do try to reply to your chatmate once in a while and say excuse me or sorry for being delayed.

9. Quit Promptly Or Leave Your Chats Unless You Are Disconnected.

This act is very, very rude. YOU JUST SIMPLY LEAVE AN IMPRESSION that you are UNEDUCATED and STUPID at the same time. Learn how to say goodbye or excuses in a nice way. Don't leave an impression that you're just "another" guy unworthy of their time.

10. If You Are In A Bad Mood

This will be reflected in every word you type. Sending negativities to your chatmate.

DO

1. Be Cheerful At First

Say a nice joke, phrase, quote or a very short story or topic as an ice breaker. 

2. Be Respectful And Polite

You might never know that your chatmate is highly educated than you. Regardless of his pictures or nasty shout outs in the chat room.

3. Praise Your Chatmate If You Read Or Saw Something Nice About Them.

Do this in a natural way.

4. Ask Necessary Things At First Only.

Be very discreet please. Every word you type for a new stranger might make or break your chat with him. REMEMBER THAT WORDS TYPED IN A CHATROOM DOESN'T EXPRESS EMOTIONS unlike when you are in a face to face chat. A smiley to add can help you with this.

5. Respond To Every Pertinent Question He Raises Before Raising A New Topic

It annoys me when a chatmate is showering me with questions ala FBI style.

Tell him direct that you will reply to his queries one at a time only and you expect to have the same information as well from him.

6. Be Attentive

You may have an idea when your chatmate is chatting with someone else or if he's busy by not replying to you quickly.

7. Be Professional

Regardless if you are chatting with someone who finished his grade school or high school only, This doesn't make you a person much better than him. Attitude and character counts more than a guy who is much schooled like you do. Be educated, not just learned.

8. Stop Being A Bitch

This is already given in the homosexual world. This can be best explained psychologically why it happens.

9. Be Culturally Aware

Every race or color of skin varies when it comes to conversations as well. Be careful in every comment you post or you might offend someone. If he raised the topic first then it's an opportune time for you to discuss.

10. Be Bubbly and A Positive Thinker

Even if it's only a chat. Your happy mood can be felt by your chatmate.

There are many more reasons that you can add in here. Some can be ridiculous or funny. But there are only two ways for you to be successful all the time. BE HAPPY and FRIENDLY. =)

How Big is BIG Indeed?

After meeting 17 men of various nationalities, I can say that I'm quite knowledgeable when it comes to dick sizes. =)

It is also not true that all self-declared homosexuals are experts when it comes to determining dick sizes.

The orientation of seeing, declaring or holding a phallus really varies.

Though others may agree that many Caucasians are well endowed, it is not also an established fact that they have the most numbers who are indeed well hung.

The African blacks mostly have huge phallus. Now, if they have reached continental America or Europe then you know your migration history very well.

It is also surprising to see that some Asians have huge cocks, and therefore being huge is not purely racial in nature.

Whenever I check some gay social networking sites, most of the guys there make me laugh. They declare themselves having L,XL, or XXL yet... When I see their phallus pictures I get dismayed and tumble in laughter. Is that what you call BIG?

I see some reasons to this... guys who has delusions of grandeur when it comes to their dick sizes.

Why is this?

Because...

1. They haven't seen much comparison yet.

2. They wanna fool prospective sex partners declaring having a BIG one. They thought that their "thing" and size declaration are sure fire marketable tools to find casual and abrupt sex partners. The size queens can sometimes be uneducated for the REAL BIG ONE and thus, agree at once that IT IS INDEED HUGE!

3. They have problems when it comes to looking and seeing at dimensions and shapes. They may be blinded in seeing the differences between 1D, 2D or 3D.

4. They can possibly be Myopic lookers too. Beware of webcams... camera lenses project it big only.

A vast experience helps when it comes to holding or sucking cocks, it matters too, believe me.

Your geographical location might be populated by small- cocked people so when you see a 5-Incher, you declare that it's humongous already.

Fine. Big cocks are indeed eye poppers. One look at a guy standing and holding his huge dong next to you in a urinal makes you shiver. You start wondering how it feels to touch his cock or the possibility of licking it if he will allow you. =)

We all know as well that they all taste the same no matter the size is. LOL. Why is it that every time we see a new cock, some if not most, are very curious to hold or touch it?

Does size matter?

YES and NO.

Yes, if you want a bigger challenge.

NO, if you are after for some serious relationships and that physical attributes are less important.

But come on! If there's a chance of winning a handsome guy with a huge cock, you go grab him isn't it? Some size queens disregard a handsome face, as long as he is humongous and size-gifted.

Human penis size is the measured length and width of the human penis. The most accurate measurement of the human penis comes from several measurements at different times, as there is natural variability in size due to arousal level, time of day, room temperature, frequency of sexual activity, and unreliability of the measurement methods.

A mean erect human penis is approximately 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length.

Wiki adds...

Most of human penis growth happens between infancy and the age of five, and in five years after the onset of puberty. Age is not believed to negatively correlate with penis size, and studies have not found a relation between penis size and race.

There is evidence both for and against a link between penis size and the size of other body parts. Some environmental factors in addition to genetic, such as the presence of endocrine disruptors, can affect penis growth. An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm or just over 2 inches but otherwise formed normally is referred to in a medical context as having the micropenis condition. Circumcised men are on average 8 millimeters shorter in terms of erect length compared to their intact counterparts.

Among gay men

A study undertaken at Utrecht University found that the majority of homosexual men in the study regarded a large penis as ideal, and having one was linked to self esteem. One study analyzing the self-reported Kinsey data set found that homosexual men had statistically larger penises than their heterosexual counterparts. One potential explanation given is a difference in the exposure to androgen hormones in the developing embryo. Evidence points towards men of each of these two orientations being equally likely to exaggerate the size of their penis.

Penis size and condom use

One Australian study of 184 men looked at penis length and circumference in relationship to condom breakage or slippage. 3,658 condoms were used. The study found that condoms, when used correctly, had a breakage rate of 1.34% and, of slippage, 2.05%, with a total failure rate of 3.39%. Penis length did not influence slippage, but penis circumference and broken condoms were strongly correlated, with larger sizes increasing the rate of breakage.

So how do you measure then?

Penis Health says...

The recommended measuring technique is the one known as "bone pressed flaccid/erect length". The reason why it is called thus is because the ruler is laid along the side of the penis and pressed a little into the pubic bone.

As you probably know already, the penis is a sensitive mass of tissue through which a lot of blood is circulated. It shrinks when cold and it expands a little in heat. Tight pants keep it shrunk, while the morning jog is likely to engorge it as it puts the entire cardiovascular system in motion.

This is why you should measure your length from the bone and not from the fat pad that covers it.

Still, you should keep in mind that any layer of fat added to the pad will cut into the penis size and make it look smaller.

This means that sometimes losing a bit of weight might make the difference between a successful penis measurement.

So remember this, be honest with yourself when measuring. Every centimeter counts to reach an inch.

Remember that 80s singer Carrie Lucas said? It's not what you got. It's how you use it. =)