The Perils of Being Bottom

Admit it or not. We are gays! lolz Call yourself STRAIGHT, BI, TRIPPER and fuckin' other branding yourself excuses. We even fantasize as girls most of the time than you least expect it. Whether you wanna borrow discretely the make up of your sister or your mom or fit their brassieres or skirts and blouses or accessories when they are not around! And thus we even fantasize nor dream of being fucked by a real acting MAN once in a while.

How many tops I have met confiding with me that they are willing to be bottoms for their right kind of guy? Pure tops claiming they haven't been fucked EVER SINCE! Yet, they will ask you to fuck them since they like you on your first meet up. =)

Tops claiming that they are PURE TOPS. Yet their anuses have been penetrated 3/4 at least thus painful and decided to be top lifelong instead.

Tops claiming the feel like a real man since they are the ones fucking fags and still maintains their confusion being tagged as gay. I AM TOP! But I wear make up! And I do girlie house chores.

We love experiments in sex. If we are in love, some tops become versas since they are in with love their partners and thus a pure top is now a rara avis. Hope that they are not lying to you!

G-Spot as experts claim are only found in girls. Men do get satisfied once their prostate gland is touched.

The prostate is a compound tubuloalveolar exocrine gland of the male reproductive system in most mammals.

The prostate differs considerably among species anatomically, chemically, and physiologically.

The prostate gland has four distinct glandular regions, two of which arise from different segments of the prostatic urethra.

During male orgasm, sperm is transmitted from the ductus deferens into the male urethra via the ejaculatory ducts, which lie within the prostate gland.

Some men are able to achieve orgasm solely through stimulation of the prostate gland, such as prostate massage or receptive anal intercourse.

So... a good fuck by your top can make your sexual intercourse heavenly. Unfortunately, most tops are selfish, fucking you rough thinking only of themselves to release their orgasm. Poor bottom cries in pain and profusely bleeding.

The Risks of Being Bottom:

1. You are the receptor and thus you receive everything a top transfers to you. Be it viruses, bacteria, or weird microorganisms that will make you sick.

2. From being a receptor, you now become a host harboring those microorganisms. Every top that enters your bowels is surely infected if not protected by some rubber. The gonorrhea bacteria (or any one-celled organism) finds the warm and damp environment of the rectum as their most suitable place to multiply.

3. If you are a virgin from being fucked. Expect profuse bleeding that can last from days to weeks if not treated. It is horrifying to see your toilet bowl with blood, appearing that you have ingested liters of merthiolate or mercurochrome!

4. Expect that your anus will swell for days. If you weren't well-lubed expect that the bacteria will harbor the walls of your rectum starting from your anus. Any decomposing blood cell or organism will attract microorganisms to linger in your body.

5. Depending on the roughness of the fuck, the trouble can climb into your large intestines. Isn't it that the rectum is just an extension of the large intestine?

6. You may suffer from anal itch from time to time. An indication either that your wound from a fresh fuck is healing or worsening!

7. The lining of the rectal wall is VERY THIN that is seating next to your tiny blood vessels. Any slight fissure created by a rough and hard fuck will surely welcome any harmful microorganism direct into your bloodstream!

Your Weapons or Arsenals as bottom:

1. Condoms and I mean a lot! not just one.

2. First or second generation of antibiotics such as amoxycillins. But consult your doctors first if you are safe to take them or it will cause you allergic reactions!

3. Water-based lubricants so it wont tear your condoms. Some rubbers can withstand water-based lotions and lubes but is not a 100% assurance for safe sex still.

3. Enemas - Clean your rectum people, your feces has bacteria that can infect your top as well.

4. Don't fuck if you're not prepared.

5. Don't eat much, estimate the time of arrival of your top to avoid shame or leaving something on the shaft or dick head of your top. So abstain from eating if you can before that fuck.

6. A sexy underwear stimulates your top more. =)

7. When in doubt of your top. DON'T FUCK. Investigate more about him!

8. Multiply your efforts to cleanse your bowels IMMEDIATELY AFTER A FUCK, most specially if the SEMEN of your UNIDENTIFIED PARTNER was LEFT INSIDE YOU. Pray that he's not infected with the deadly STDs.  But then again, you forgot to use your largest sex organ which is your BRAIN by not protecting yourself.

9. Have your blood screened immediately by a laboratory if you suspect yourself having fevers after a few days from that consistent and deadly fuck from a horny and stranger top.

10. Pray that you will refrain from being susceptible and lessen your libido as a power bottom.

A FEW MINUTES OF THRILL CAN LEAD TO A REGRET OF A LIFETIME.

PRACTICE SAFE SEX everyone, Either your are a top or a bottom.

Why You Need (more) Money If You Decide To Be Gay

I had observed a lot of gay guys in every corner of this world. Majority of them are discriminating, specially with those who can't afford lavish lifestyles or even buy an expensive beer. I made myself think and reflect at the same time... What's the difference? All dicks taste the same anyway!

Others can pretend and act they have money, but ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME!

Why need more money then? Money isn't everything,is it?

You need money to support the following:

1. Your Nightlife - Where else can you express or hide yourself best but at night? can you dig to stand in a bar or club not ordering a drink? If your looks are so dashing, that wouldn't be a problem since a lot of gay guys will hunt you or offer you to buy ANYTHING! Your first investment is to gain entrance first to the club.

2. Your Wardrobe - A Calvin Klein or an Armani outfit is sure fire eye popper for discriminating gay guys. Others will just show designer underwear to call your attention regardless of shirt brand or jeans they wear. That is still a plus. Just make sure you are wearing an authentic brand or you get the ire of the discriminating gay bourgeoisie. Be careful of your color choices as well and don't end yourself tagged as a fashion victim.

3. Your Brand of Drink - Are you going to drink a beer or a wine? You know Samuel Adams Utopias or a Vielle Bon Secours? These beers sell for at least $1,000 per bottle. French wines like Dom. Romane Conti cost at $1,540 per bottle.

You should take note that the wine market has many intermediaries that have a direct effect on prices. Importers, wholesalers and retailers are all out to make a profit, so prices may vary depending on the level at which you get involved. Also, auctions often get out of hand and may entail heavier prices.

Expensive? Yes they are, but when you are seen holding these luxury bottles, the best and the finest men approach you lolz.

4. Your Shopping List - Undies is just one thing, Buy something where you look great and in great shape. I have learned sometime that regardless of the brand you wear what matters most is the FIT! You may be wearing a leather upper that is so PRADA but you can't handle it anyway lolz. Wear something you are comfortable and at ease. Don't wear a brand if you don't feel like it. If you look good in a plain tee and some pair of old jeans. Go wear it! It's the bulge that matters lolz.

5. Your Scent - We all know that this depends on our skin chemistry. A D&G or a Chanel smells great with some but not for everybody. You feel good in a baby's cologne? Then wear it =) Just a reminder, don't soak yourself like a cotton with your perfume. Anything excessive is irritating to the nose.

6. Your Jewelry - If you ask me? I don't encourage you to wear them if you are just meeting a stranger or a guy from some chat room. Wear them only on a formal occasion. A branded Swiss chronograph is enough to show the discriminating taste you have.

7. your Lifestyle - This matters. Every choice you make reflects your culture and upbringing. The food you eat, the mall you choose, the hotel you prefer, the words you say, the foreign words you utter, your travel destination, the sports club membership that you own.

Aren't gay guys known to be discriminating? Since most are known to be fashionistas and trendsetters. What do we do with the middle-income gay guys? Or worse the penniless gay guys?

Trust me. it only takes a good conversation for some hook up. Be confident but not over. Show your talent, wit and some intelligence. Say the right words. who knows you'll spend a night with your dream guy without lifting a penny from your fingers. You will strip anyway after. ;-)