Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Why You Need (more) Money If You Decide To Be Gay
I had observed a lot of gay guys in every corner of this world. Majority of them are discriminating, specially with those who can't afford lavish lifestyles or even buy an expensive beer. I made myself think and reflect at the same time... What's the difference? All dicks taste the same anyway!
Others can pretend and act they have money, but ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME!
Why need more money then? Money isn't everything,is it?
You need money to support the following:
1. Your Nightlife - Where else can you express or hide yourself best but at night? can you dig to stand in a bar or club not ordering a drink? If your looks are so dashing, that wouldn't be a problem since a lot of gay guys will hunt you or offer you to buy ANYTHING! Your first investment is to gain entrance first to the club.
2. Your Wardrobe - A Calvin Klein or an Armani outfit is sure fire eye popper for discriminating gay guys. Others will just show designer underwear to call your attention regardless of shirt brand or jeans they wear. That is still a plus. Just make sure you are wearing an authentic brand or you get the ire of the discriminating gay bourgeoisie. Be careful of your color choices as well and don't end yourself tagged as a fashion victim.
3. Your Brand of Drink - Are you going to drink a beer or a wine? You know Samuel Adams Utopias or a Vielle Bon Secours? These beers sell for at least $1,000 per bottle. French wines like Dom. Romane Conti cost at $1,540 per bottle.
You should take note that the wine market has many intermediaries that have a direct effect on prices. Importers, wholesalers and retailers are all out to make a profit, so prices may vary depending on the level at which you get involved. Also, auctions often get out of hand and may entail heavier prices.
Expensive? Yes they are, but when you are seen holding these luxury bottles, the best and the finest men approach you lolz.
4. Your Shopping List - Undies is just one thing, Buy something where you look great and in great shape. I have learned sometime that regardless of the brand you wear what matters most is the FIT! You may be wearing a leather upper that is so PRADA but you can't handle it anyway lolz. Wear something you are comfortable and at ease. Don't wear a brand if you don't feel like it. If you look good in a plain tee and some pair of old jeans. Go wear it! It's the bulge that matters lolz.
5. Your Scent - We all know that this depends on our skin chemistry. A D&G or a Chanel smells great with some but not for everybody. You feel good in a baby's cologne? Then wear it =) Just a reminder, don't soak yourself like a cotton with your perfume. Anything excessive is irritating to the nose.
6. Your Jewelry - If you ask me? I don't encourage you to wear them if you are just meeting a stranger or a guy from some chat room. Wear them only on a formal occasion. A branded Swiss chronograph is enough to show the discriminating taste you have.
7. your Lifestyle - This matters. Every choice you make reflects your culture and upbringing. The food you eat, the mall you choose, the hotel you prefer, the words you say, the foreign words you utter, your travel destination, the sports club membership that you own.
Aren't gay guys known to be discriminating? Since most are known to be fashionistas and trendsetters. What do we do with the middle-income gay guys? Or worse the penniless gay guys?
Trust me. it only takes a good conversation for some hook up. Be confident but not over. Show your talent, wit and some intelligence. Say the right words. who knows you'll spend a night with your dream guy without lifting a penny from your fingers. You will strip anyway after. ;-)
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