Tuesday, August 3, 2010

HOW TO AVOID GAY CRIMES (Philippine Setting)


Yes. It's a reality. We sometimes love to take risks in every gay encounter. We love dark places. We hide in huge trees. We pursue cute guys in filthy restrooms. We even fantasize of being gang-raped. BUT, we only have one life to live.

Countless times I have read and heard of hidden gay crimes. Too shy to reveal, too shy to divulge their unforgettable nightmares with their friends and relatives. Can't think of reasons and ways to twist their shameful stories so they would end up as the victim and not the culprit for the incidents they never thought would happen and gain your friends respect and sympathy at the end of your story version.


Snakes can be found everywhere.


Here are tips again to safeguard yourself in case your libido is uncontrollable at times.


Movie House Cruising


Regardless you are in a nice mall or in a third run movie house where you can engulf several dicks. Always think of your wallet or valuable things. I have witnessed several horny guys in movie houses that after being sucked in the restroom or in the balcony and elsewhere are running like headless chickens searching for their wallets and cellphones, clamoring for some help from the security guards to no avail. Thus, if you are planning to shop for some cheap dicks in places like this, do not bring your wallet, just bring enough cash on your pocket or purse. NO BAGS OR POUCHES. AND, do not forget to bring an I.D. for your identification in case something worse happen to you, your dental records with your dentist is a big help BUT, is your dental record updated?


At Your Own House/Room


Yup. very convenient. BUT! Get rid of sharp objects in your room or plastic or nylon cords or anything that will cause asphyxiation for you in case you had sex with a serial killer or a drug addict planning to rob your place. You have a gun? Goodluck!


In Bath Houses


Survey the vicinity if you are a first timer. Check the lockers if your things are safe. Don't cruise with your valuables on your body.


At Parks and Dark Places


Lovely isn't it? Looks romantic but scary. How many times that gays love to cruise and mistakenly dealt with the wrong guy that after the quickie suddenly asks for your money by force? Poor gay goes home walletless, cellphoneless and sometimes lifeless. JUST DON'T! OK?


The Restrooms


Indeed! Your favorite place to savor the sights of wanking or urinating guys. Be mindful of the security people and secretly hidden CCTV cameras or your picture is published either in the newspaper or cheap tabloids with your NAME.


Got Arrested by the Police or Guards?


Calm down. THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO EXTORT YOU in exchange for your shameful activity. They will curse you, fool you, take picture of you and threaten you to be listed and reported. These authorities have gainful access and contacts with the cheap tabloids to sensationalize your homosexual acts. Vagrancy in the Philippines if I am not mistaken is PHP 200.00 only! That is the legal fine. Other than that call your lawyer.


The Callboys / Masseurs


That is their job and therefore they know the tricks of their trade than you do. They will really seduce you. Negotiate the right amount. Remember that you are perceived as having money and thus will ask for more after your sex bout. Don't allow yourself to follow them at their designated hotel or place. That is a snake pit for you. You are the one paying and therefore you are the BOSS.


Cam to Cam?


Gays really do not learn for the sake of lust. Why engage in cam to cam when you are about to be recorded? Why in the hell you gonna believe that your chat mate isn't recording you with your face happily wanking? Your images can still be caught by cellphones! There are so many free software in the net to capture your images. Don't get mad if your friends see your latest scandal. Only YOU yourself is to be blamed.


The Taxi / FX Ride


Countless crimes already caused by this kind of transport. You enjoy peeping at the crotch of your driver? You give the guy a signal to gag you after. A ride for your final destination.


Street Cruising


Feeling Victoria Secret model? Be sure you have wings to fly as well. A nocturnal gay cruiser usually invites a surefire crime or gay bashing. WALK FAST THEN.


The Orgy Parties


No matter how preselected and " recommended" the invited gay swingers are into O parties, physical abuses can be discreet. What is most dreadful are the Sexually Transmitted Diseases that you will contract from these strangers. You commit a CRIME TO YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY and LOVED ONES. Think a thousand fold before joining or rather REGRET after ACQUIRING A DEADLY INCURABLE DISEASE. If you are highly active in sex, have your blood checked every 2 or 3 months.


Consider yourself enrolling in the Art of Self Defense. It is much better than possessing a good body with a slash on your throat! =)

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