Get That Straight Guy Straight Into Your Bed!

Most Straight Guys Are Easy To Get. Believe Me!

It's a funny thought for some gay men but the thing is that you just don't know how to. ;-)

This all depends on the situation you are in and how you sell yourself to them.

If your character is more on the straight-looking attitude then you have more chances of winning them. But remember, this could be a make or break for you. It's a dangerous act as well!

Straight men like us gay people are also varied in many ways. Some prefer effeminates with girlie looks. Others prefer straight-looking as well so their image won't be tainted involving themselves in gay sex.

Here are the FACTS and Incidences I had observed and EXPERIENCED:

THE POWER OF ALCOHOL

If you get invited to hang out with or a drink with them. Get ready to be the funniest and happiest guy to be with. Your humor and jokes will catch their attention. If you're pretty that's a plus factor. Be the simplest GRO if you can. BUT don't flicker your fingers or sway your hips because that might turn them off!

Assist the men in offering the next rounds of bottles or glasses to drink. Be hospitable. Try to be a "hospitality girl" later =)

Your caring and nurturing attitude will get their nods that you're a nice guy too.

certainly at this time, your eyes may start to gaze at their delicious crotches and who knows, a guy will catch your eye and wink at you. ;-)

Flooding them with alcohol at your expense is guaranteed 95% to touch their skins or might allow you to hug them and hug you back. BUT still be very very discreet. CONTROL YOUR HANDS! DON'T TOUCH THAT DELICIOUS MERCHANDISE UNLESS THEY GIVE YOU A POSITIVE SIGNAL. Or you get home EARLY with a BLACK EYE.

A game straight guy has no qualms and inhibitions remember that. For some. their dicks are to be shared and worshiped by you in some cases.

But there's one thing I've noticed with straight guys... their dicks are smelly! LOL

Once the drinking session is over and got nothing to drink. (make sure you're not heavily drunk in this case) You start spotting guys that are already out of their behavior. Be careful with guys sleeping you might be the one surprised if you make the wrong move!

Observe the guys who frequent the restroom to urinate, if they look at you or wink at you all the time, it's a positive sign. You can go Girl! =) Discreetly follow them for some excuse to assist whatsoever =)

When you are successful in your hunt, pretend that nothing happened after that. Don't forget to wipe your face or your lips for traces of semen. =) Go back to your seat or simply leave the place. If you have the courage to leave your card to the guy, you may do so. Be ready for some more hot action if he enjoyed with you. =)

ON THE ROAD

Oh yes! It is kinda hard to spot REAL MEN TODAY! LOL
But what the heck, if he's cute go get HIM!

Usually, they might ask questions or some form of assistance from you. Try to entertain if their questions and queries are valid enough to safeguard your safety. When in doubt, just turn your back around gracefully.

An exchange of contact numbers is also inevitable after that. It will entirely depend on you if you would like to pursue with your sinister plan. =)

Be kind, be helpful, offer what you can. But try to say NO when it's too much already.

If he expresses some form of interest like you do, then he's not straight! LOL

Straight men usually don't ask details about other men. A simple hand shake or good bye is enough.

MOVIE HOUSES

Come on! Straight men don't cruise around! They'd rather go to a girlie bar if they want pussies!

If you do find them there. Then lucky you! =)

BE A GOOD CONVERSATIONALIST

Straight men longs for a good conversation, be it about business or pleasure or sports. If you are the kind of guy who can discuss anything under the sun, then you are most likely be successful in hooking up with a straight guy eventually. Have some decency and professionalism first. Don't let his pretty face or huge bulge in his crotch put you down.

Bragging is a big NO NO for them. Talk with sense and sensibilities.

OFFER YOUR TALENT

I don't mean here your sexpertise. Damn It! LOL

Discuss things to him that will spark the interest of the guy. But DON'T PRETEND or look STUPID in the end.

He needs help with Math or Physics? Semantics? Spanish? Or even Astronomy if you know such.

His gratitude might lead the two of you in bed. =)

ACCIDENTALLY DROP YOUR WALLET SHOWING YOUR DOZENS OF CREDIT CARDS and ATMs SCATTERED ON THE FLOOR

Do this discreetly, make it appear unintentional. Make sure they are all active and working. =) Who doesn't need money in this material world? Only a Saint can snob your wealth and assets.

WEAR YOUR LUXURY CLOTHES and ACCESSORIES

Regardless if it's just a T-Shirt or blue jeans but if it shows Armani or D&G or Prada or Hugo Boss or a Cesare Marinucci shoes in the label. These things are sure eye popping for the discriminating straight men.

But be careful. Don't choose the happy colors. Keep it minimal and under toned.

FLASH YOUR BEST CAR (If you could afford)

Men loves fast cars and expensive ones. You don't even need to volunteer offering him a ride. He will ask you. Your chance to touch his thighs and up... =)

BRING A PRETTY GIRLFRIEND

Our pretty sisters are a sure fire BAIT for straight guys. They would even envy you having the girl. Without them knowing about your plan, they can have the girl BUT after you having them first. HAHAHAHA.

BE A GOOD COOK

Thousands of times our friends tell us. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach! In my experience, I just prepared a cup of coffee after a drinking session, then after, the guy followed me in the kitchen letting me eat and drink his cum in return. ;-)

LEARN HOW TO SING

There is something powerful about music we cannot fathom at times. It is indeed true that music is food for the soul. Every time I sing, (your voice must be good) I see straight men gazing at me differently. I start to imagine many of them would propose some form of marriage after I sing. HAHAHAHA. Or perhaps they can imagine how I can sing using their own microphones. LOL

FLASH YOUR BEST SMILE OR BEST IF YOU HAVE DIMPLES

A welcoming face is an assurance that you are open for anything.

BE FRIENDLY

This doesn't need further explanation. Remain humble and respectful of other views and opinions. A simple nod with a straight guy would make him feel comfortable with you.

THE BEND and SNAP

Yeah, very Legally Blonde LOL. But do it manly, pointing your ass to his face or crotch as if you're inviting for an unexpected fuck. ;-)

Good luck Guys... Call your lawyer if you get some bruises ;-)