You are here to have fun or gain friends no matter how noble your purpose is. But most gay people are indeed rude (MGA BAKLA NA NGA MASASAMA PA UGALI) and so stupid and unprofessional (PROBABLY THEY AREN'T) to fool you after trading your hidden pics.
DON'T DEAL WITH THE GUY IF...
1. They ask for your facepics yet they don't show anything on their profile. Don't be fooled by this tactic.
2. NO FACEPIC NO REPLY! BAKIT??? UBOD KA BA NG GANDA? THERE ARE SO MANY POSERS REMEMBER! LOL. MAG ISIP KA NAMAN NG IBANG WORDS KASAWA NA LINYANG YAN EH HAYS...
3. They put requirements for their sexual or statistical preferences yet you don't have those qualities they are seeking. You will be dumped anyway, right away or ignored.
4. They sent you a message which is short or oneliner such as: sex? facepic? fuck me? fuck kita? Tarantado ang tao pag ganyan agad. No sensitivities whatsoever.
5. They declare themselves as TOP yet they show only their buttpics and funny pictures just to catch your attention. BAKLANG MAPAGPANGGAP ANG TAWAG DIYAN =)
6. They are so over confident declaring themselves as very handsome yet can't show any proof. Remember that they look for "good guys" kuno yet, iisahan ka lang sa trading ng pics. Kupal di ba?
7. They wrote senseless things in their profiles, obviously trying hard to impress people. And his English? Heavens! Ang sarap mag tumbling after reading them =)
8. They talk about money for sex, escort or massage services unless you shop for guys like them. MOST people like them can't be trusted for your valuables. Remember... they capitalize on their face and body only or on some stupid small intelligence and thus don't be lured by Mr. Nice Guy attitude during your chat or end yourself as a victim!
9. The guy posts all of his email messages from his "fans" just to build up his profile. Certainly, that guy is so INSECURE of HIMSELF psychologically speaking.
10. They publish their contact numbers at once on their shout outs or profiles. These kind of people just collect or have nothing to do better with their lives (jobless or ugly perhaps ha ha) . Thank God for text unlimited they can afford to bug you 24 hours! Disturbing you in your sleep or wee hours in the morning. You collect as well? Then experience tons of WHO U? on your texts.... waste of time and money isn't it? The messenger is fine to post but...you won't usually remember people adding you that would end up in repeated Who's this??? Where You got my YM, MSN or SKYPE???
11. They have nicks that are lewd (if you know that word meaning =) ) yet, they want friends only kuno. So Stupid!
12. They post finding their Mr. Rights or Relationship status DAW. Eh sila pala hindi matino. =) May standards daw kasi sila. Shit na standards yan! =) Gusto ng discreet at gwapo eh anak ng puta mukha naman siyang TIKLING na naghiram lang ng mukha. nagkadibdib lng ng konti gym fit na sya HAHA. Kumusta naman ang timbang nya syempre 110 lbs. pa rin haha.
13. They claim having L or XXL dicks sizes. Golly, with the THOUSANDS (I stopped counting lols) of dicks I've tried from various nationalities of the world. With just one look on the picture I know how long it can go further. It's a rarity to see and touch a 9 inch cock in the Philippines. Get your ruler and measure that again in full erection!
14. They post shout-outs and preferences on their profile looking for THE BIG MR. RIGHT and NICE GUY, etc. etc. Guys, just a word of advice... Don't make your profiles looking like a C.V. BELIEVE ME! When it comes to gay relationships, credential preferences don't matter, you may be a graduate of Harvard but you look like a LOSER OR a DUCKLING WHO'S PERENIALLY UGLY? YOU'RE A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER or write like a PhD? THEY DON'T MATTER! EVERYTHING STARTS WITH PHYSICAL ATTRACTION. NOBODY'S PERFECT REMEMBER THAT! IT IS VERY DIFFICULT ESTABLISHING A RELATIONSHIP STARTING WITH A CHEAP HOOK-UP, THE AIR OF DOUBT IS ALREADY PRESENTED. EITHER YOU OR YOUR FUCK BUD WOULD ALWAYS BE ON A LOOK OUT FOR A BETTER FACE, BODY and BRAINS. AND NOW YOU WONDER WHY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FAIL??? IT SHOULD BE A MEETING OF THE MIND, BODY AND SOUL FOR YOU TO LAST. GO GET A PARTNER THAT WOULD SUIT YOUR MINIMAL TASTE and STOP DREAMING OF GETTING A HANDSOME GUY WITH A HUMONGOUS DICK YET POSSESSES A SHARK BRAIN. GO GET SOME COMMON SENSE AND LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST!!!
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST. KAYA NGA BAKLA TAYO EH, KAKAIBA TALAGA. MAY SASABLAY AT SASABLAY TALAGA SA MGA KILOS NATIN, PIPILANTIK AT PIPILANTIK ANG MGA DALIRI MO, KEKEMBOT AT KEKEMBOT KA NG DI MO ALAM, TITINGIN AT TITINGIN KA SA GWAPO PAG TRIP MO, LULUHOD AT LULUHOD KA SA BURAT NA GUSTO MO. LALAMBOT AT LALAMBOT ANG BOSES MO NG DI MO NAMAMALAYAN. KAYA TIGILAN AKO NG MGA NAG IINARTE DYAN. PAPUNTA PA LANG KAYO NAKAHILATA NA AKO!
DON'T DEAL WITH THE GUY IF...
1. They ask for your facepics yet they don't show anything on their profile. Don't be fooled by this tactic.
2. NO FACEPIC NO REPLY! BAKIT??? UBOD KA BA NG GANDA? THERE ARE SO MANY POSERS REMEMBER! LOL. MAG ISIP KA NAMAN NG IBANG WORDS KASAWA NA LINYANG YAN EH HAYS...
3. They put requirements for their sexual or statistical preferences yet you don't have those qualities they are seeking. You will be dumped anyway, right away or ignored.
4. They sent you a message which is short or oneliner such as: sex? facepic? fuck me? fuck kita? Tarantado ang tao pag ganyan agad. No sensitivities whatsoever.
5. They declare themselves as TOP yet they show only their buttpics and funny pictures just to catch your attention. BAKLANG MAPAGPANGGAP ANG TAWAG DIYAN =)
6. They are so over confident declaring themselves as very handsome yet can't show any proof. Remember that they look for "good guys" kuno yet, iisahan ka lang sa trading ng pics. Kupal di ba?
7. They wrote senseless things in their profiles, obviously trying hard to impress people. And his English? Heavens! Ang sarap mag tumbling after reading them =)
8. They talk about money for sex, escort or massage services unless you shop for guys like them. MOST people like them can't be trusted for your valuables. Remember... they capitalize on their face and body only or on some stupid small intelligence and thus don't be lured by Mr. Nice Guy attitude during your chat or end yourself as a victim!
9. The guy posts all of his email messages from his "fans" just to build up his profile. Certainly, that guy is so INSECURE of HIMSELF psychologically speaking.
10. They publish their contact numbers at once on their shout outs or profiles. These kind of people just collect or have nothing to do better with their lives (jobless or ugly perhaps ha ha) . Thank God for text unlimited they can afford to bug you 24 hours! Disturbing you in your sleep or wee hours in the morning. You collect as well? Then experience tons of WHO U? on your texts.... waste of time and money isn't it? The messenger is fine to post but...you won't usually remember people adding you that would end up in repeated Who's this??? Where You got my YM, MSN or SKYPE???
11. They have nicks that are lewd (if you know that word meaning =) ) yet, they want friends only kuno. So Stupid!
12. They post finding their Mr. Rights or Relationship status DAW. Eh sila pala hindi matino. =) May standards daw kasi sila. Shit na standards yan! =) Gusto ng discreet at gwapo eh anak ng puta mukha naman siyang TIKLING na naghiram lang ng mukha. nagkadibdib lng ng konti gym fit na sya HAHA. Kumusta naman ang timbang nya syempre 110 lbs. pa rin haha.
13. They claim having L or XXL dicks sizes. Golly, with the THOUSANDS (I stopped counting lols) of dicks I've tried from various nationalities of the world. With just one look on the picture I know how long it can go further. It's a rarity to see and touch a 9 inch cock in the Philippines. Get your ruler and measure that again in full erection!
14. They post shout-outs and preferences on their profile looking for THE BIG MR. RIGHT and NICE GUY, etc. etc. Guys, just a word of advice... Don't make your profiles looking like a C.V. BELIEVE ME! When it comes to gay relationships, credential preferences don't matter, you may be a graduate of Harvard but you look like a LOSER OR a DUCKLING WHO'S PERENIALLY UGLY? YOU'RE A DOCTOR OR A LAWYER or write like a PhD? THEY DON'T MATTER! EVERYTHING STARTS WITH PHYSICAL ATTRACTION. NOBODY'S PERFECT REMEMBER THAT! IT IS VERY DIFFICULT ESTABLISHING A RELATIONSHIP STARTING WITH A CHEAP HOOK-UP, THE AIR OF DOUBT IS ALREADY PRESENTED. EITHER YOU OR YOUR FUCK BUD WOULD ALWAYS BE ON A LOOK OUT FOR A BETTER FACE, BODY and BRAINS. AND NOW YOU WONDER WHY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS FAIL??? IT SHOULD BE A MEETING OF THE MIND, BODY AND SOUL FOR YOU TO LAST. GO GET A PARTNER THAT WOULD SUIT YOUR MINIMAL TASTE and STOP DREAMING OF GETTING A HANDSOME GUY WITH A HUMONGOUS DICK YET POSSESSES A SHARK BRAIN. GO GET SOME COMMON SENSE AND LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST!!!
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST. KAYA NGA BAKLA TAYO EH, KAKAIBA TALAGA. MAY SASABLAY AT SASABLAY TALAGA SA MGA KILOS NATIN, PIPILANTIK AT PIPILANTIK ANG MGA DALIRI MO, KEKEMBOT AT KEKEMBOT KA NG DI MO ALAM, TITINGIN AT TITINGIN KA SA GWAPO PAG TRIP MO, LULUHOD AT LULUHOD KA SA BURAT NA GUSTO MO. LALAMBOT AT LALAMBOT ANG BOSES MO NG DI MO NAMAMALAYAN. KAYA TIGILAN AKO NG MGA NAG IINARTE DYAN. PAPUNTA PA LANG KAYO NAKAHILATA NA AKO!
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